• me: do i have enough time to read these books?
  • me: no
  • me: *buys books*
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Even if we’re somewhat friends, I still might think you secretly hate me.

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thethismanyboyfriendsclub:

I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are

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I want somethin else
to get me through this
semi-charmed kinda life

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scenephase:

i’m gonna become a prostitute that only accepts payment in tacos

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